|It was NOT like this.|
He did not stay put. I tried to put him in the front so he could see better. No. He would slide out bellowing "ANIMAL!" But he also like stairs. All the stairs. Especially those leading to employee only zones. A friend who was there referred to him as a perpetual motion machine. Apt description.
He also found the construction zone to be fascinating. Various machines were going full force and he was almost mesmerized. He would have been if that was something you could do while running. And of course the construction zone was in the mud. And sand. And running.
Meanwhile, Cinco spilled her drink all over herself and her seat. She also used it to style her hair. And, for those precious moments that X-Man was sitting in front of her, to style his hair as well. Which was particularly enjoyable as the mud and sand definitely needed a yogurt smoothie garnish.
I saw precious little of the animals and a lot of X-Man disappearing around corners. And Mac yelling at me that "X-MAN's RUNNING OFF AGAIN!" This is why I don't do field trips.
|It was more like this.....only less contained.|
In the end, I'm not certain if I visited the zoo or I took the zoo for a visit.