Forget bombing Syria, we should all focus our rage on Sweden, because they gave the world this. And that folks, is true terrorism. I was showing it to the father figure and had to pause it lest it give the fruit of his loins nightmares.

This morning's panicked conversation went something like this....
"The keyboard won't work on the computer"
"Is it plugged in?"
"Of course it's plugged in. That would be the first thing I'd check."
"Well then I'll have to take a look at it when I get home."

There